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Here are 38 tidbits to make you laugh when you (and your love life) need it most.We frequently get requests for help from Plenty of Fish (see our review on POF) and Match (our review on Match) members for advice on making their online dating profiles more appealing.If a person be bothered to think of a few interesting words strung together to represent themselves, imagine how stimulating they would be on a date!Just as bad are those which scream of desperation, or have a rescue complex. All we did was look at some random pages of dating profiles and just pulled these typical taglines.Hundreds of men and women around the world do crazy things every day, and you would be surprised how many of these bizarre facts are the result of ridiculous things considered normal every day.The following weird but true facts serve as a clear illustration of just how crazy men and women today tend to be, and the strange but true facts below may actually include one of the habits that you indulge in.The tagline can showcase your wit, a love of poetry, sense of humor, a romantic or philosophical nature, etc.It also can work to attract someone who has similar interests with one quick zap.

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If the photos don’t cut it, we generally don’t click on the person. But if we make it past the photo, skimming profiles, the first thing you'll notice is the profile tagline.

Who knew that eagles mate while still airborne, that a great of officers is actually referred to as a mess, that pearls melt in vinegar ... While many of these facts are not important facts of life, there are a number of strange but true facts that make for great entertainment.

We have compiled a long list of some of the most bizarre facts about different areas of life, and these weird but true facts are guaranteed to put a smile on your face.

We perused hundreds of dating site profiles and headlines for red flags or dullsville, so you don’t have to. There are more cringe-worthy headlines than we thought possible.

Biggest offenders include those where the author’s lack of imagination or energy just scream out “I can’t be bothered”, or “I’m lame” which of course, all reveal clues about character, intelligence, or confidence.